Shelby. Of legal drinking age. One time, I discovered a dead body. One time, I walked around my school all day without going to any of my classes. One time, when I was fifteen, I got hit on by a twenty-six year old drummer for a band that was playing at my church. One time, I had seven spinal taps in a row. One time, I had a crush on the same guy for fifteen years. One time, a cat saved my life. Three times, I cheated death. One time, I started this stupid tumblr page.Tumblr (3.0; @woodsward)http://woodsward.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/339ab03876a26bb3d325b14eb416dfa6/tumblr_mi2sk4Ie5X1rmb6sio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50710006058http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50710006058Sat, 18 May 2013 01:47:38 -0400art<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1725fb3383190e706d01338a897fd7db/tumblr_mmrtj3ORtd1r0l386o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <div> <p><small>I will never allow any harm to come to you.  <strong><em>Not ever.</em></strong></small></p> </div> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50709952807http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50709952807Sat, 18 May 2013 01:46:29 -0400elementaryjoan x sherlock<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66a4bdb3f52621e8a35460c5df55433e/tumblr_mmyxm4pKFQ1s9q49oo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://society6.com/shelbyleigh/jim-and-pam_Print" target="_blank">shelby leigh</a> @ society6</p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50696547234http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50696547234Fri, 17 May 2013 22:16:37 -0400the officejim x pami think we're just drunkno i'm not drunk; are you drunk?no<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a73c9a437e03d99748f5828109a48d09/tumblr_mkypu8SbcR1qdvjpho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small>“Don’t mistake coincidence for <em>fate.</em>”</small></p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50686365405http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50686365405Fri, 17 May 2013 19:44:45 -0400lostoh my god the colorsthis show man<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/72d9f1b5a7d44bb0719c7a538a4f4593/tumblr_mmyv5nd7rg1s9q49oo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3c41be7de42e659d033f2429efb48e2/tumblr_mmyv5nd7rg1s9q49oo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d03f3bb17355623aa7e50a0f5d5b5427/tumblr_mmyv5nd7rg1s9q49oo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9412a9feca8a35105bafe1a8fe379004/tumblr_mmyv5nd7rg1s9q49oo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://society6.com/shelbyleigh%20" target="_blank">shelby leigh</a> @ society6</p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50686214039http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50686214039Fri, 17 May 2013 19:42:26 -0400society6romeo and juliet<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80a30c58ac7862d7d5313f2a203d7fcf/tumblr_mmyt46eTv71qahcb6o2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/70e94ade17583148604ae47c5541e9a3/tumblr_mmyt46eTv71qahcb6o3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d2739b60bc8d8731ef2e4c9de464824/tumblr_mmyt46eTv71qahcb6o1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6758c46c3729384fca2ceb532776863e/tumblr_mmyt46eTv71qahcb6o4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Kristen Bell taking her pet dog, Shakey, to the vet in Hollywood</small></p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50683241651http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50683241651Fri, 17 May 2013 18:58:30 -0400kristen bell<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba2a66bf7d7998be76893744e2a909d3/tumblr_mmrt22waRX1qbsjqno1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6ed071abae3b21606dfce4b34fee153/tumblr_mmrt22waRX1qbsjqno2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>It’s all falling apart! <br/>I’m erasing you, and I’m happy! <br/>You did it to me first! <br/>I can’t believe you did this to me.</small></p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50682920625http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50682920625Fri, 17 May 2013 18:53:49 -0400eternal sunshine of the spotless mindso greatjim carrey needs to do more dramathis and the truman show are masterpieces<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d60078e1555a5843bc3f4c72c448b1a3/tumblr_mlgn8nhrUP1rm65syo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abb33b8aad188315d8c9698e4a276eed/tumblr_mlgn8nhrUP1rm65syo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50682843997http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50682843997Fri, 17 May 2013 18:52:43 -0400illustration<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63fb8143f6cd07b3393d83bb591dd960/tumblr_mmcul2KrUX1qaq0pmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50682820570http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50682820570Fri, 17 May 2013 18:52:22 -0400feminism<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7fd4ef4ebf8d1cc0b185495c9c665ac3/tumblr_mmynydriP91qgiio5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>Cannes Film Festival 2013.</em></p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50680066139http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50680066139Fri, 17 May 2013 18:13:06 -0400emma watsonporcelain doll<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/898ad9d96ba4fb5a1de6ee9be93c09fa/tumblr_mmy1ujWMRR1qzi4o4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that the point?</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50678505951http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50678505951Fri, 17 May 2013 17:51:10 -0400the officethe office finalepamela you have grown so muchyou rival michael scott in the character development department<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0ff54e5bb4e8ecdafd3a32170daea372/tumblr_mmejz2Gose1qkjyjdo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catelynstark.tumblr.com/post/49814755336/everything-you-see-exists-together-in-a-delicate" target="_blank">catelynstark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great circle of life.”</p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50675970971http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50675970971Fri, 17 May 2013 17:15:34 -0400the lion kingoh no<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd8ec4a6efc8fe83428515664c099be9/tumblr_mmm2jcMRWR1s0przvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/24102a5adc1f34704c62c3145312c5c0/tumblr_mmm2jcMRWR1s0przvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d978d3e103990b128fa17d702c36acd6/tumblr_mmm2jcMRWR1s0przvo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/708d296a7e9ee98e48b23959b348559c/tumblr_mmm2jcMRWR1s0przvo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8ed806bb44f0df11e03bcfe4150c6a1/tumblr_mmm2jcMRWR1s0przvo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b114bd72e938248a91f2807cb0640fb6/tumblr_mmm2jcMRWR1s0przvo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>liars <strong>+</strong> <em>together</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50670686167http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50670686167Fri, 17 May 2013 15:59:21 -0400plltheir shared scenes are always so goodi hate when they have their own private storylines bc I WANT BEST FRIENDSHIP<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e9d809f6311a4bd49edc5dbbb470bb3/tumblr_mmx7nu6b0o1qf3d7fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em><span>“There’s a lot of </span>beauty<span> in </span>ordinary<span> </span>things<span>. Isn’t that the point?”</span></em></p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50669235372http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50669235372Fri, 17 May 2013 15:36:51 -0400the officethe office finalepam was amazing last night<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f697b77c274a350abaff6294e184b037/tumblr_mmvoqtMPYz1qkjxqqo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/962db96a5622c15500bcacfba0505196/tumblr_mmvoqtMPYz1qkjxqqo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>^{<strong>The Office</strong> (2005 - 2013)}</p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50609996377http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50609996377Thu, 16 May 2013 19:22:40 -0400the officeheart and soul<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sazch3aJ1qbbw9no1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sazch3aJ1qbbw9no2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sazch3aJ1qbbw9no3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sazch3aJ1qbbw9no4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sazch3aJ1qbbw9no5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sazch3aJ1qbbw9no6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sazch3aJ1qbbw9no7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sazch3aJ1qbbw9no8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://echofades.tumblr.com/tagged/favourite-pilot-episodes" target="_blank">favourite pilot episodes</a> | <strong>heroes </strong><em>[where does it come from, this quest? this need to solve life’s mysteries with the simplest of questions can never be answered. why are we here? what is the soul? why do we dream? perhaps we’d be better off not looking at all - not delving, not yearning. that’s not human nature. not the human heart. that is not why we are here.]</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50591355653http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50591355653Thu, 16 May 2013 14:54:25 -0400heroeswe could have had it allsuch a great first seasonAND THEN THEY WERE CANCELLED AND NEVER HAD ANY OTHER SEASON WHY WHAT DID YOU THINK HAPPENED<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9884bfeb0ce9d42779ca69ff117b2455/tumblr_mmvi1e7ZhY1rynk4uo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/39ef76c67d545528dc114590faa65b22/tumblr_mmvi1e7ZhY1rynk4uo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50591184880http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50591184880Thu, 16 May 2013 14:51:32 -0400the officeoh ouch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcuaqls5O1qbdqjmo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <div><small><small> Well, say it now ‘cause when I’m gone, you’ll be calling; <em>but I won’t be at the phone</em> </small></small></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50587485377http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50587485377Thu, 16 May 2013 13:45:05 -0400tsni feel too much<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73a02f490ec0b3b7e00cbead500dfa59/tumblr_mjk9ug6lHo1qg2137o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9e2fc7818aa9ffb33c6a9353107f78b/tumblr_mjk9ug6lHo1qg2137o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43f7ae04cb8c3f1770b438069c174b20/tumblr_mjk9ug6lHo1qg2137o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c60f1a6129958fd0a617e70f0abf0152/tumblr_mjk9ug6lHo1qg2137o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJXRCeM5UEs&list=PLF2ACDB4209CD0068&index=33" target="_blank">x</a>]</small></p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50585781765http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50585781765Thu, 16 May 2013 13:13:18 -0400catsamazing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e2c14bf2cb0db88bb61c478a6cc7326/tumblr_mmw62kfdLV1rf3nebo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5473201ba96b03c3551165ae78b5b684/tumblr_mmw62kfdLV1rf3nebo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Mindy Kaling spotted at the Trump Soho Hotel (May 15, 2013)</p> </blockquote>http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50585680532http://woodsward.tumblr.com/post/50585680532Thu, 16 May 2013 13:11:24 -0400mindy kalingshe is so delighted all the time