Shelby. Of legal drinking age. One time, I discovered a dead body. One time, I walked around my school all day without going to any of my classes. One time, when I was fifteen, I got hit on by a twenty-six year old drummer for a band that was playing at my church. One time, I had seven spinal taps in a row. One time, I had a crush on the same guy for fifteen years. One time, a cat saved my life. Three times, I cheated death. One time, I started this stupid tumblr page.